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madmoonriots:

all i’m saying is,

there’s a reason the queen is the strongest piece on the chess board

and a reason why you win by killing the king

corrupted-teens:

Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk

a-pariah:

a-pariah:

why is the female hero so often tomboyish

why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates

with my hair curler

nvm

image

found her

i am three years behind in my math homework

A Supernatural Guide to Angels

Michael:  Originally nice but turned out to be a douche
Zachariah:  Douchiest douche to ever douche in the history of douches
Raphael:  Douche to the millionth power
Anna:  Awesome for a few episodes then became a douche
Uriel:  Douche that was actually an ultra douche
Castiel:  Actually not a douche except for that one time he ate a bazillion dead monster souls and went through a period of douchiness (it was just a phase)
Lucifer:  The only one who was never a douche everyone wants to fuck him or hug him, preferably both
Balthazar:  Smartass, self-serving douche that we actually liked but died due to his affiliation with the Winchesters
Naomi:  Douchey douche until like two hours before her death whoops
Gabriel:  A douche but we love him anyway because he's funny
Gadriel:  Fucking douchemaster
Virgil:  Typical angel douche until he killed the attractive crying man and leveled up into a black belt of douchiness
Metatron:  douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche x 100000000000 douches